So you want to join the Monty Python Web Ring?
If you think that you have a site worthy of the elite few that do actually manage to join the high respected Monty Python Web Ring then here are the instructions to join (if you qualify you stupid git!):
First: press this button:
Second: Now that you realize that the Button doesn't do anything, choose a Ring Logo (courtesy of Erika Mays-Marshall) and Save it to your computer as MontyPythonRing
(I'm stupid, tell me how to do that)

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Third: Copy the HTML code (in purple) that follows and save it as a text file in notepad or someother text editor or just insert it into your web page (note: don't forget to alter the logo dimensions, email of site owner, site owner, and site ID {note that your site ID will be given to you after you complete the next step} before inserting it into your web page)

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Fourth: Fill out this form and click submit.

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